Courtesy of Deadspin and Kissing Suzy Kolber, we have pictures of Chicago Bears backup quarterback Kyle Orton. We think he is a first ballet hall of famer when it comes to drunk athletes on the internet.
1/30/2007 10:32 AMRyan James wrote:
What a fucking dumbass! Kyle Orton, shitty college QB, even shittier pro QB, most overrated player ever. Should never have even been in the pros. Nice to see a moral message here, if your rich you can fuck hos and get wasted. Reply to this
1/30/2007 11:24 AM
Joe wrote:
Wow, who really cares? He has a social life and likes to drink. Did you know that he also uses a toilet to go to the bathroom? I know it sounds crazy, but he does. Reply to this
4/28/2008 10:21 PM
ChiSox wrote:
Clearly you care because your taking the time to look at these pictures. I get the feeling that you are just ignorant, and thats O.K. It's sad, but ok. Reply to this
8/15/2007 12:03 PMSteve wrote:
He got really fat and out of shape from the clean cut college pictures up top then the hairy drunken backup pro qb in the bottom pictures Reply to this
Kyle Orton is indeed, the king of drooling neckbeard drunkeness. Sweet montage.
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What a fucking dumbass! Kyle Orton, shitty college QB, even shittier pro QB, most overrated player ever. Should never have even been in the pros. Nice to see a moral message here, if your rich you can fuck hos and get wasted.
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Wow, who really cares? He has a social life and likes to drink. Did you know that he also uses a toilet to go to the bathroom? I know it sounds crazy, but he does.
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Clearly you care because your taking the time to look at these pictures. I get the feeling that you are just ignorant, and thats O.K. It's sad, but ok.
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He would appear to be biting another man's penis. Is this also common?
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He either parties extremely hard or is having a 10 year long bachelor party.
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He got really fat and out of shape from the clean cut college pictures up top then the hairy drunken backup pro qb in the bottom pictures
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Clearly photoshopped.
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