Here is the backside of a football player that was recently spotted ordering fast food. Apparently he didn’t read the sign that read “no shoes, exposed butt crack, no service.”

Here is the story of Toronto Raptor Hedo Turkoglu throwing a temper tantrum in a Toronto night club after a civilian accidentally took his picture.

Here is New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees ringing in the New Year with a huge bottle of Belvedere vodka.

Here is Florida Gators football coach Urban Meyer enjoying a glass of red wine.

Here is veteran ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson drinking Belvedere vodka straight from the bottle at the Mike & Mike roast.

Better late than never with this one, but the Orlando Sentinel have a police report in which a witness (Elin) said that Tiger had been drinking prior to the car accident.

Here are pictures of Warriors head coach Don Nelson enjoying wine, beer, and an extra medium mock-turtleneck.

Here is Mehmet Okur of the Utah Jazz enjoying a cold beverage during the holidays.

Here is Minnesota Vikings player Jared Allen singing Karaoke.

Here is ex-San Diego Charger and West Texas A&M quarterbacks coach Ryan Leaf being hoisted by some friends.

Here is New Jersey Nets guard Devin Harris drinking an apple martini.

Here is New York Knicks forward David Lee enjoying a beer in the off season.

Here is Ozzie Guillen, the very vocal manager of the Chicago White Sox.

Here are pictures of Cleveland Indians outfielder Grady Sizemore drunk with his girlfriend.

Here is Miami Heat Forward Michael Beasley showing off his new tattoo. A second glance reveals a suspicious baggie on the coffee table behind him.